TheCon-Sept's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Prostitute Mickey 2 1/2]

I think I smoked it!

hahahahaha.

Keep making more of this series man. You have the talent for it!

Jonnyethco responds:

Thanks dude.

[Metal Gear: Hands On]

Funny but there are some things that are wrong.

Ocelot loses his hand by the time they started to torture snake. Liquid is still alive and at the end of the game he dies... supposedly...

Ocelot gets Liquids arm in MGS2...

And why is snake silent the entire time?

Overall its still very funny.

punbeard81 responds:

They weren't talking to him. Army guys don't reveal info unless it's important to the plot. Also (for the 4,000th time!) this doesn't follow the time line. Did you guys rip egoraptor's balls apart like this?

[StarCraft: The Return]

With music from Beavis and Butt-head do America...

Nice choice on the music!

Starcraft is a little outdated but still awsome.

LogFish responds:

eeeerr.. yea. eh heh. you know what I mean.
And the game may be old, but the world is timeless! Heh.

[=SS Video Game Classics=]

Learn flash!

No one likes to look at still photo shots and listen to someone play all the voices of every one.... learn flash buddy!

Starberry responds:

i have daily 4th you dirty ape there's no way you're 18

[Determination Keeps Me Up]

Sometimes monotone singing is good...

but when there is no rythm change in the song it gets boring. Create a music video on something people can dance to like "Six Underground"(sneaker pimps), "Play with me"(Insane Clown Posse), "dont stop"(Beastie Boys), "Club foot" (Kasabian), or even "Snap my picture - Smack my Bitch up" (prodigy).

ClayWay responds:

ok

[Dare Matt To Move]

This is what happens on a boring sunday after-noon

Whose the guy in the background? were you guys drunk or something? playing pictionary?

BrerSteve responds:

I'd just like to say, this is my favourite review.

and to answer your questions:
1. Matt.
2. No we were just listening to sped up songs on mass and this spontaneously happened last summer.
3. I wish.

[LL-blood brothers]

yeah I like foamy....

Unlike you people making a flash with no hands, no legs, not even a mouth, or face... the lock people are 10X's worse! Foamy is way better than you... BLAMMED

peanutbutterclawk responds:

hey....fag foamy sucks and if your voting 0 becuz i dont like him then your gay as hell

[iwp makes ANOTHER movie]

Only children make flashes like this...

If you saw Foamy's earlier cartoons you would have seen that he was funny... but its idiots like you that can't see whats so funny about the cartoon. Maybe when you get older you'll understand why its funny in the context. Watch his rants. Those are funny.

Foamy is another political person when it comes to reality... Most people don't like him because he speaks the truth! no one has the guts to say Fat people are dumb and Pot heads are weak! Because most of us are scared that the people we direct such insults to will revolt.

All in all don't mess with foamy... he has a squirelly wrath that can kick your Ass!

RupeeClock responds:

You really are part of the problem.

All of his most recent movies are sequels to past successes (Tech support, Rants, fanmail etc.) and mostly just sex jokes and expansions of Germaines breasts, he's being doing this for too long now and he no longer supplies any good content.

Admittingly his oldest animations are of some value, but not any more.

Speaking the truth is not entertainment, not after the 100th time when people come to the portal for fresh content.

[Message For Clock Crew]

THANK YOU!

About time someone addressed a message to that idiot... Who wants to make clock faced people with a stupid object next to their head symbolizing speech anyway? I wish he'd go somewhere else like the lemonparty dot com site... He'd be useful there...

Zac37840 responds:

It's actually dot org but thats another story. XD

[FF Oblivion Chapter 5]

Work on the grammar!

The movie was perfectly easy to follow but you need to brush up on your grammar skills... sorry for being an English Minor but when I was reading I noticed a few errors that had me stumped for a while.

It seem's like everyone has a problem that can't be solved quickly....

Try to make this a bit more interesting by showing us why everyone has their burden- not just telling us they are burdened. Show us glimses of their future or add some extra's to each scene. You have a great idea but just be careful about how you tell it. It's like an Ongoing idea that everyone has a problem... but think each individuals problem out and how it will either affect or deffect the characters.

SneakyBrothers responds:

Yes I'll still try to improve my grammar. Still I'm glad that it was easy follow.

Thank you for this review, I'll think about the things you mentioned. :) They are important.